CONTACT DR. S. K. BURKMAN
I love to hear from my readers and patients!
Please contact me! I want to hear your questions, comments, stories, requests, book reviews, or whatever else is on your mind. Jokes are welcome, too!
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Humans, please contact Dr. Burkman using the form below. Dragons, you know where to find me!
SEND DRAGON JOKES
Want to hear a terrible dragon joke? Sure you do!
- What sound do you hear when a dragon eats extra-hot salsa? A fire alarm.
- Why are dragons so good at playing music? They really know their scales.
- What do you get when you kiss a dragon? Third-degree burns on your lips.
- What do dragons eat for a snack? Firecrackers.
- I’d tell you more jokes, but I don’t want to dragon.
Here is a great use of my contact form: please send me better dragon jokes. My family, friends, and colleagues will thank you!
SEND URBAN DRAGON PHOTOS
What are “Urban Dragons,” you might ask? Urban Dragons include any dragon, of any species, depicted in our environment; whether as a drawing, painting, or sculpture, or in iron works, pottery, food, dishes, you name it. Accidental dragons, such as cloud dragons, count too!
Learn more about Urban Dragons, and see readers’ submitted photos, on The Dragon Doc Blog.
My contact form does not accept photos, but you may email your Urban Dragon photos.