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Want to hear a terrible dragon joke? Sure you do!

  • What sound do you hear when a dragon eats extra-hot salsa? A fire alarm.
  • Why are dragons so good at playing music? They really know their scales.
  • What do you get when you kiss a dragon? Third-degree burns on your lips.
  • What do dragons eat for a snack? Firecrackers.
  • I’d tell you more jokes, but I don’t want to dragon.

Please contact me with better dragon jokes. My family, friends, and colleagues will thank you!